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Back in da day... there was this lil shorty named Redania. All her dirrties called her red for short. Now, even though this shorty was young and cute and all... she was one bad-ass biotch!!! Her mama was constantly pulling Red off da street cuz she was fixin' to start some shizat with another little gangsta bitch wannabe who lived down the block. This other little shorty was a real terror. We talkin' straight up, off da hook, whack-ass type trouble makin' herre!!! Her real name was Rachuanda... but everyone called her "da wolf". This was probably cuz she had a long nose. I mean REAL long! And teeth! Damn, I feel sorry for the poor sap that got bite by those jizaws!!! So, one day, Red's mama was out buyin' some mo' crack. There wasn't a damn thing to eat in da kitchen, and Red was hungry. So, Red decided to Bizounce over to her Grandmama's house a few blocks over and raid her kitchen. On her way over, Red bumped into "da wolf". Too weak to be hatin'... Red told "da wolf" that she was just bouncin' in on her granny fo' some home cooked shiz-niz."Da wolf" knew where Red's grandma lived and was pretty damn hungry herself, so she let Red go. Taking a short cut, "da wolf" beat Red to grandma's. Threatening Granny with a knife, "da wolf" made granny cook her some home-style fried chicken and scallop potatoes. When Red got there and saw what that little Bizatch had done, she started to claw at that poor girl's nappy lil' hair.The fight, which granny couldn't stop, ended up in the street. Now, it just so happens that at that very moment, a new inductee of the neighbor-hood gang, "da woodcutta's" was doing a drive-by. A stray bullet hit "da wolf" right in da head and killed the little sho'ty!!! And tha's how the story REALLY went down! Now get yo' punk ass to sleep!!!
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